See this what we gon' do y'all
Re-cap the two-double-0-two y'all
R. Kelly got caught wildin'
He sold more sex videos than he did albums
A lot of y'all went down fam
Y'all did some dumb stuff for soundscan
The industry did Michael Jackson greasy
Brandy wasn't selling, so she put her pregnancy on TV
Cash money refused to flop
Baby said 'F-it, man, I'm takin' Juvenile spot
Christina Ag', she turned into a slut piece
For her record to sell, she let out all of her butt cheeks
Rap girls take a lesson from that
Cause nobody remembers a girl that made 'My Neck, My Back
And hip-hop was at it again
Suge came home and Slick Rick went back in
Man y'all took it to the streets again
But this year a lot of y'all caught beef again
J.D. and Dre started off dissin'
Then they stopped, when they found out nobody was listenin'
Then the IRS hauled J.D.'s cash off
Dre pro'lly in Cali now, laughin' his ass off
By now don't nothing amaze me
In the middle of the summer, man Nas went crazy
He was like, 'I got power Hot ain't gotta play me
All y'all wack and yes I was gon' lynch Jay-Z'
I guess he figured, 'Y'all ain't gon' punk me'
Admitted the payola and put Flex on front street
And Flex almost got banned
When he saw Steph Lover, he tried to speak wit his hands
And Steph thugged him like, 'I ain't about to get played'
She drove straight to the precinct like, 'I'm bout to get paid'
P Diddy kept cruising, you wouldn't think
Half the year he didn't even have distribution
Y'all could front like y'all don't care
But this year, Goddamn, man Diddy was everywhere
And designers made doe
But we gotta burry Burberr